The Secret Language of Girls -- Keywords and Their Meaning

The Secret Language of Girls -- Keywords and Their Meaning"



Fine"

This is the word a girl uses at the end of any argument in which shefeels she is right about but needs to shut you up. Never use "fine" todescribe how a girl looks. This will cause you to have one of thosearguments.





"Five Minutes"

This is really half an hour. It is equivalent to the same "five minutes"that a video game is going to last before you take out the garbage.



"Nothing"

This really means, "You'd never understand." "Nothing" is usuallyaccompanied by a girl's desire to turn you inside out, upside-down, andbackwards. "Nothing" is often said prior to an argument that will last"Five Minutes" and will end with the word "Fine."





Go Ahead (with raised eyebrows)"

This is not permission. This is a dare. One that will result in a girlgetting upset over "Nothing" and will end with the word "Fine."



"Go Ahead (with normal eyebrows)"


This means, "I give up" or "do what you want because I don't care." Youwill get the "Go Ahead" with raised eyebrows in just a few minutes,followed by "Nothing" and "Fine" and she will talk to you in about "FiveMinutes" when she cools off.



"Loud Sigh"


This is not actually a word, but is still a verbal statement oftenmisunderstood by guys. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot at thatmoment and is wondering why she is wasting her time arguing over "Nothing."



"Soft Sigh"

Again, not a word, but a verbal statement. "Soft Sighs" are one of the fewthings that some guys actually understand. This means a woman is contentand your best bet is to not move or breathe and she will stay content.



"That's Okay"

This is one of the most dangerous statements a girl can say to a guy."That's Okay,” means that she wants to think long and hard before payingyou retributions for whatever it is that you have done. "That's Okay" isoften used with the word "Fine" and used in conjunction with the raisedEyebrow "Go Ahead." At some point in the near future when she has plottedand planned, you are going to be in some mighty big trouble.



"Please Do"

This is not a statement, it is an offer. A girl is giving you the chance tocome up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it isthat you have done. You have a fair chance to tell the truth, so be carefuland you shouldn't get a "That's Okay."



"Thanks"


A girl is thanking you. Do not faint; simply say, "You're welcome."



"Thanks a lot"

This is much different than "Thanks." A girl will say, "Thanks a lot"when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have hurt her insome callous way, and will be followed by the "Loud Sigh." Be careful notto ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh," as she will only tell you"Nothing."



A woman heart is filled with many things! But the people she loves is always on top of everything else